以下是一些简短的英文搞笑句子：
I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.
I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy.
I'm not short, I'm just concentrated awesome.
I'm not arguing, I'm just passionately expressing my opinion.
I'm not weird, I'm just limited edition.
I'm not procrastinating, I'm just prioritizing doing nothing.
I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong.
I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person.
I'm not fat, I'm just easy to see.
I'm not ignoring you, I'm just lost in my own thoughts.
1、我只为人民币服务，谢谢。
I just for the service, thank you. 2、我喜欢的人，都在硬盘里。
I like of the person, all in the hard disk.
3、人又不聪明，还学人家秃顶！ People don't clever, also learn bald!
4、走自己的路，让别人打车去吧！ Walk yourself's road, let others take a taxi.
在女孩子花一样的年纪里，你长成了一棵多肉植物。女生晒照的自我修养：自拍三千只取一张。我知道我的脾气不好，如果你不能忍，你就应该好好反省一下自己，为什么别人可以。